Words of Wisdom from our Staff Housework is not like a train that you have to
catch at 8:03 am--we have never seen it get up and walk away.
If
at first you don't succeed, reconsider your objectives--it might not
be worth it!
Shopping before December 23rd takes all the thrill away.
Early to bed and early to rise is a disgusting social habit--who
thought of that one, anyway?
Women
with flat stomachs should be shot before they can contribute to the
gene pool--plainly, it's not normal.
Anything
worth doing is worth doing at a decent hour.
If God
wanted me to be grey, He wouldn't have invented Clairol.
If at first you don't succeed, try
something else, for heaven's sake--what are you standing there for!
Pregnancy
is when your shirttail goes from hanging on the inside to hanging on
the outside, and it never goes back!
In life,
you can generally either make your point or get your way. It's
very rare that you can get both at the same time.
Don't
bring out your canons if your .22 will do it!
f it's worth doing then it should be done at a decent
hour.
If the horse is dead, get off it.
When a woman becomes a mother, regardless of age, education,
philosophy, national origin, or class, she will become the newest
possessor of favorite maternal sayings handed down from time out of mind.
These are a sample of some of the things she will say:
- "Young man/woman, you will be in this house for the rest of your
life--count on it!"
- "Do you plan to go out in that? You look like someone's orphan
child!
- "Do you live in a barn, or are you planning on
closing that door?"
Or a variation on that, spoken by a member of our staff:
- "I have no problem with your wearing that, as long as you also wear a
sign that says, 'I never met and do not know _____________.' "
Credit cards are the company store of the 21st century.
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